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  1. #18001
    Taking two puck lines tonight.

    Pittsburgh -1.5 +180
    Calgary -1.5 even

    Anaheim and Florida both are playing awful.

    Pitts and Calgary are on heaters. Like Calgary more than Pitts if you have to pick one.

    Live bet 76ers -120

  2. #18002
    No minestrone soup for me.

    I added something to your picks Simp. Too ashamed to post. Unless it wins. Thatís a different story

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    Dogs are 13 out of the last 14 or some such in nfl Playoffs

    Everyone loves the dogs this weekend

    Might be a chalk weekend.

  4. #18004
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Dogs are 13 out of the last 14 or some such in nfl Playoffs

    Everyone loves the dogs this weekend

    Might be a chalk weekend.
    Thought the same myself.

    Lines are also high for playoffs. I feel like the faves will go 3-1.

  5. #18005
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    No minestrone soup for me.

    I added something to your picks Simp. Too ashamed to post. Unless it wins. Thatís a different story
    Hope you bet opposite.

    Still time but awful starts.

  6. #18006
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Hope you bet opposite.

    Still time but awful starts.
    MOBILE - HOCKEY - NHL - 32 PITTSBURGH PENGUINS/ANAHEIM DUCKS OVER 1Ĺ -140 FOR 1ST PERIOD

    I’m on both puck lines.

    I still believe. Oh, Canada


    I’m developing a weakness for late night Lakers live betting. Not gonna do it today. I’ll take my lumps.

    2 nights ago Lakers & Kuzma (50+) are going off against Detroit & Blake Griffin (zero rebounds). I’m watching the total asking myself what Druff would do.

    It’s about a 15 point Laker lead & Walton calls a time out and the camera comes into the huddle. Walton is screaming “slow it down”. That’s all I needed to hear. Took the under and life was good. It was that easy

    Special moments in the degenerate life.
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    I must say you kill more good threads on this site than anyone, ever.
    take it to another forum like skatzpoker.don'haveaclue
    or skatzpoker.ileftandaren'tgoingback
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Taking two puck lines tonight.

    Pittsburgh -1.5 +180
    Calgary -1.5 even

    Anaheim and Florida both are playing awful.

    Pitts and Calgary are on heaters. Like Calgary more than Pitts if you have to pick one.

    Live bet 76ers -120
    I wish i would of seen this earlier.

    Bro the Pens always play like shit vs The Ducks. For some reason they struggle with this team every year.


    Hope things change for you tonight.

    Boom 3 3
    Last edited by badguy23; 01-11-2019 at 08:26 PM.

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    Simp came w/i 30 sec of 2 puck line wins

    Hockey is god. I can catch a nap during NFL tomorrow.

    You hide that money in the lawnmower Simp & don’t tell the wife.

  11. #18011
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Simp came w/i 30 sec of 2 puck line wins

    Hockey is god. I can catch a nap during NFL tomorrow.

    You hide that money in the lawnmower Simp & donít tell the wife.
    Didnít watch live odds. Penguins were down 3-0 and I had wrote it off at the end of the first.

    At least the +180 won. Makes me forget about the goal with 20 seconds left in the other game.

    Money is tucked away in the snow blower. Was a very mild December and easy January going to take the over on snow in February.

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    I just know in my gut itís going to be a bad bet.... but I canít help myself.

    Kc -5

  13. #18013
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    I just know in my gut it’s going to be a bad bet.... but I can’t help myself.

    Kc -5
    Colts offensive line is ridiculously good. Freshman Quentin Nelson literally injured Clowney. JJ Watt was a spectator and I hear he’s pretty good.

    This bet has been aging like fine wine.

    1/11/2019 2:48:37 PM
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    MOBILE - FOOTBALL - NFL - 301 INDIANAPOLIS COLTS +5Ĺ -112 FOR GAME

    I thought we were going to get a weather report from the guy who lives in Florida. It’s 75 today so you’re wearing a sweater.

    Frank Reich knows a little bit about cold weather having spent time as a QB in Buffalo. I’m sure Luck & company have touched some frozen balls this week. Not sure about Onestep.

    Just messing with ya. It’s the NFL and the laundry will be flying. Almost the perfect RNG

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    San - if we being honest there is no advantage to NFL playoffs. Most sharp market in the world.

  15. #18015
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    San - if we being honest there is no advantage to NFL playoffs. Most sharp market in the world.
    I’m way beyond honesty.

    To support your point. These lines have moved nary an inch. As well, folks have been all over the dogs which wasn’t the case not too long ago.

    Finally, we live in the Information Age. The public has never been better informed and has access to endless informed resources. The spread between public and sharp is very narrow and the size of the bankroll is all that separates the two in most cases.

    The difference will shrink further as VSiN type broadcasting becomes more pervasive. It’ll be interesting

    I just contend that weather is always overdone. I have to fade something. Yet, looky here... weather has had little effect on totals.

  16. #18016
    Colts +5 -110
    Cowboys +7.5 -110
    I smoke color purple
    I'm up in here feeling like silly
    Nappy ass dreads, what's that you say?
    Watch your mouth, Milli Vanilli
    You can get snaked, you can get faked
    I'll buy the bitch that you feeling
    'Cause you thought that she was an angel
    That bitch ain't no angel, I treat her halo like a Frisbee

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  18. #18018
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Just messing with ya. Itís the NFL and the laundry will be flying. Almost the perfect RNG

    You should get some sort of incentives to post here; you are too good for this place. Sanman, our resident poet laurate.

  19. #18019
    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Two old school nwp'ers

    EM2 seems to have a lotta Degen in him...either that or he won a lotto he didn't tell anybody about...dude fires like he's got a shitton of Zimbabwean dollars...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    EM2 seems to have a lotta Degen in him...either that or he won a lotto he didn't tell anybody about...dude fires like he's got a shitton of Zimbabwean dollars...
    Damn. I guess I need to play bigger tournies. This is my best lineup from that slate. Would have won me $100K apparently.

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    I smoke color purple
    I'm up in here feeling like silly
    Nappy ass dreads, what's that you say?
    Watch your mouth, Milli Vanilli
    You can get snaked, you can get faked
    I'll buy the bitch that you feeling
    'Cause you thought that she was an angel
    That bitch ain't no angel, I treat her halo like a Frisbee

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